[Image Description: A tweet from @.jbrooksdev that reads “I’ve devised a new system for determining dnd classes.” Below the tweet is bi-paneled chart that reads a character class on the left and a trait on the right.
Barbarian - When driving, you change lanes before stopping at a red light because the new lane has 1 less car in it.
Fighter - You wear the same clothes two days in a row if you know that the same people won’t be seeing you.
Paladin - When shopping you pull an item to the front of the shelf to replace the one you just took.
Cleric - You go to bed at 10pm and go to sleep at 1 am.
Bard - When someone happens say the first part of song lyrics in normal conversation, you sing the rest of the lyrics out loud.
Druid - You greet every animal you see as if they were a person.
Monk - You go out to buy a protein drink because you don’t like the protein mix at home.
Ranger - You’re afraid that no one will love you as much as you love your plants.
Rogue - You reply to a text by sending several texts in a row even though a single text might have sufficed.
Sorcerer - “Where did my glasses go?” says the person with glasses on.
Warlock - Your phone screen has been cracked for over a year now.
Wizard - Has separate and distinct uses for two different pairs of scissors.
